Lier Ha

So

You all know about the Lier Ha. Right? ...Wrong. Or at least I really doubt it. Considering you probably aren't Jewish. And if you are Jewish, you probably don't celebrate Lier Ha. Right? Weellllll Lier Ha is the Jewish Santa Clause. Jewish Santa Clause comes in through the window, careful not to get his peyot caught on the window. That would hurt. A LOT. Btw, if you're not a person who knows everything about orthodox jews, those are the little curly sideburns. :) So then he comes into your house and eats all of your bagels and matzah (that was left over from passover because you know how much matzah is left over if you've ever seen 20 Things To Do With Matzah). Then he leaves you a dreidel underneath your menorah. Well that's all folks! Come back later and read more about my obsession with peyes (plural of peyot). Btw, yes. This was all inspired from a prank call. :D